Having an affair with the neighbor

Kyle Mason is pretty lonely. He's been alone for a while and is trying to find... the perfect match. Luckily, a new popular Cheriedroid is on the market and shipping today! In his mind, it's something to keep him company, helping with chores, housework, finances... But what he doesn't realize is that there's more to it than that. Cheriedroids are actually quite, what's the word?

Having an affair with the neighbor